I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
All I want is dick and wine.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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