I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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