so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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