my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
