Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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