Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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