is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
