Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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