this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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