It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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