if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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