you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize
