ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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