I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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