How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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