i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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