Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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