Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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