So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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