nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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