How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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