Dual....:-)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
