Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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