Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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