so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
