i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
