Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
