i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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