her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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