i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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