Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it because I queefed?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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