So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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