I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
NoShamevember. You game?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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