i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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