Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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