somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
