Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
