His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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