just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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