I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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