You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just high enough for therapy.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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