normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
last night I used snow as a chaser
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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