My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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