Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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