16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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