I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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