so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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