Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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