he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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