i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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