I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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