white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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