Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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