...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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